ABOUT
About Janelle Ranek, if you care to know.
I go by Nellie.
I have been a performer for over 25 years. I’m an actor, but not in the traditional sense.
Mostly because I’ve always had challenging hair. I don’t wear dresses, I do not own a dress, cannot and will not walk in high heels. Also I don’t really audition for anything anymore.
I’m not a stand up comedian, I can’t tell jokes to save my life. Seriously I was kidnapped once and they said I could have been released by telling a good ole dad joke and I couldn’t, so my parents had to pay thousands of dollars. Actually my parents did pay thousands of dollars; but it was to send me through rehab. But it kind of felt like a kidnapping.
I am not a ‘traditional’ actor. However, I do perform regularly. For over 20 years, every year (except for the hideous 2020) I have produced and performed an original one woman comedy show in which I play anywhere from 8 to 12 characters.
I’m funny and I love more than anything to make people laugh. I have created and portrayed more than 50 different characters, I love them more than myself somedays as they tend to be much stronger and smarter than I am. You will meet them over time on this Blog Thingy I’m creating.
Other stuff. I’m an educator. I can teach anyone anything. I use improv, theater games, and life. I’ve taught PHD classes, Improv for teambuilding, and numerous populations of kids and adults – all ages. I must say, it really works. So contact me if you’d like more info.
I have the most amazing life partner Brenda Lucy (her real name). You’ll learn more about her.
I love animals. I said goodbye to my beautiful Akita last year. Grace Athena Fig Newton. Now we have a 1 ½ year old German Shepheard rescue dog named Lady Roo Toastcrumb. She is very sweet and learning to have some manners. You shall learn more about both of these pups!
I’m a triathlete, which means I’ve won two Olympic metals. That’s a lie. I’ve never competed in the Olympics. I have however completed a Half Iron Man race. That’s 1.2 mile swim, a 56 mile bike and a half marathon bia-tches! All at once! And I’m training for another one this year!
I’m a filmmaker. I’ve made a bunch of really cool funny short films.
That’s me! I’m grateful. I live for joy. And damnit I try to find the funny everywhere I can.