ABOUT

ABOUT

About Janelle Ranek, if you care to know.

I go by Nellie.

I have been a performer for over 25 years.  I’m an actor, but not in the traditional sense. 

challenging hair

Mostly because I’ve always had challenging hair. I don’t wear dresses, I do not own a dress, cannot and will not walk in high heels.  Also I don’t really audition for anything anymore.

I’m not a stand up comedian, I can’t tell jokes to save my life.  Seriously I was kidnapped once and they said I could have been released by telling a good ole dad joke and I couldn’t, so my parents had to pay thousands of dollars.  Actually my parents did pay thousands of dollars; but it was to send me through rehab.  But it kind of felt like a kidnapping.

I am not a ‘traditional’ actor. However, I do perform regularly. For over 20 years, every year (except for the hideous 2020) I have produced and performed an original one woman comedy show in which I play anywhere from 8 to 12 characters.

I’m funny and I love more than anything to make people laugh.  I have created and portrayed more than 50 different characters, I love them more than myself somedays as they tend to be much stronger and smarter than I am.  You will meet them over time on this Blog Thingy I’m creating.

Other stuff. I’m an educator.  I can teach anyone anything.  I use improv, theater games, and life. I’ve taught PHD classes, Improv for teambuilding, and numerous populations of kids and adults – all ages. I must say, it really works.  So contact me if you’d like more info.

I have the most amazing life partner Brenda Lucy (her real name).  You’ll learn more about her.

I love animals. I said goodbye to my beautiful Akita last year. Grace Athena Fig Newton. Now we have a 1 ½ year old German Shepheard rescue dog named Lady Roo Toastcrumb. She is very sweet and learning to have some manners. You shall learn more about both of these pups!

Chisago Half Ironman

I’m a triathlete, which means I’ve won two Olympic metals.  That’s a lie.  I’ve never competed in the Olympics.  I have however completed a Half Iron Man race.  That’s 1.2 mile swim, a 56 mile bike and a half marathon bia-tches!  All at once! And I’m training for another one this year!

I’m a filmmaker.  I’ve made a bunch of really cool funny short films.

That’s me! I’m grateful. I live for joy. And damnit I try to find the funny everywhere I can.